Balin & Balan (2025)
An epic of epic proportions at the mercy of budget constraints
If Ridley Scott and Terry Gilliam had a bastard child it would be this film. Pulled from the protection and security of the womb, it has been molded and shaped into a masterpiece to the point the masses lament and wail when it's name is spoken. Ladies and gentlemen Hark now and hear these words: The Lawnmowerman Production Company presents to you... "BALIN & BALAN"
- Date of release
- 2025-01-25
- TMDB
- 10.0 / 10 (1)
- Runtime
- 6m
- Director
- Sean Higgins
Casting
- Michael Flannery — Unnamed knight who didn't make the final cut
- Sean Higgins — Tourist
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