Not Quite Dead...Yet (2005)
The most blood, per minute, per person, per scene, per limb, in American cinema history...ever
Jefferson Danielson is about to have the greatest day of his life. His parents are going out of town, his best friend is coming over and he's got a crush on the cutest girl in town. Only one thing could wreck this day... a killer.
- Date of release
- 2005-01-01
- Runtime
- 20m
- Genres
- Comedy
- Director
- Jack Packard, Jake Szymanski
Casting
- Jack Packard — Squib
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