Garchaster's Cornblade (2026)
A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.
- Date of release
- 2026-08-16
- Runtime
- 1h 49m
- Genres
- Fantasy, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror
- Director
- Kasper Meltedhair
Casting
- Lyndsie Jane Earle — Stone
- Kasper Meltedhair — Tarsia
- Donald Farmer — Donald Farmer
- Brewce Longo — Rotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of Garbite
- Andy Heck Boyd — Gorgas Mordpan
- Carrie Phillips — Ozra
- Matt Minter — Scary Fairy Ta
- X Menzak — Dorcinite / Hydraulic Cheese / Date #762 / Date #489 / Date #813 / Date #912 Date #268 / Date #763
- Dogfood Williams — Rasifer / Torgum / Dead Cult Member
- Mary Faust — Krink Melrose / Klon Kranger
- Michelle Wanhala — Koringer / Grackle Hatches / Dead Cult Member
- Nicholas DeGideo — Ret Halagas / Rivish / Dead Cult Member
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