Varnished (2025)
In the quiet English suburbs of Oak Valley, something is afoot… When a local couple’s irreplaceable dining table mysteriously vanishes, the village becomes the centre of a gripping criminal investigation. Detective Inspector Armoire is on the case (and grateful for something to do), but can he find the culprit? In a series of local interviews and dramatic reconstructions, Laura Eccles, Oak Valley’s local community librarian, reveals the truth behind the missing furniture in this exclusive exposé.
- Date of release
- 2025-12-04
- Runtime
- 12m
- Genres
- Comedy, Crime
- Director
- Tom Taplin
Casting
- Laura Pujos — Laura
- Christopher Sherwood — Inspector Armoire
- Nicola Wright — Sarah
- Thomas Kett — Pete
- Georgiana Casbarra — Reconstruction Laura
- Gregory Czura — Stop & Search Teen
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