Celestino y el Vampiro (2003)
A bloodfat comedy
In Old San Juan a 40+ year old divorcée is not aware he befriends a vampire who bites women, not in their necks but in their derrières, leaving them with flattened behinds. A vampire hunter from Europe warns Celestino about his neighbor and tries to recruit his help in salvaging a much cherished national heritage. But there is a difficulty: this vampire will not die by a stake through his heart and to avoid destruction he wears tin underwear.
- Date of release
- 2003-10-27
- TMDB
- 8.0 / 10 (1)
- Runtime
- 1h 30m
- Genres
- Comedy, Horror
- Director
- Radamés Sánchez
Casting
- Axel Anderson — Siegfried Von Krank
- Jaime Hamilton — Celestino
- René Monclova — Amigo
- Eugenio Monclova — Nicolás el Vampiro
- Amneris Morales
- Yvonne Caro Caro — Vampirita
- Carlos Meyners — Doctor
- Rosabel del Valle — Intelectual rebuscada
- Yamaris Latorre — Vegetariana
- Idée Charriez — Víctima #1
- Rosa R. Rocafort — Secretaria del doctor
- Adolfo Espinosa — Taxista
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